Oil Glob

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Oil Glob
OMG, Please Help, Emergency, What Should We Do?

My BF and I took the day off to have a sex fest. We grabbed the laptop to watch some porn, he hand cuffed me to the bed and went to town drilling for oil in my crapper (his favorite hole). Got a little dry so he grabbed a tube of lube, squirted on a big glob and went back to drilling. Problem is, I had just repaired a lamp and left the tube of supper glue on the night stand. Now his wanker is glued up my butt, he can’t reach the keys and I gotta poop. Please HELP

It’s really hard for me to believe that…but if it’s true uncuff yourself and find some paint thinner.

Or call 911…I’m sure their days don’t get more exciting than this.

I love your avatar btw

Good luck!

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